i'm buying all the hot dogs.

I'm a star. I'm on top. Somebody bring me some ham.

You wanna party? It’s $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.

—Liz Lemon (via 30rocknbc)

humansofnewyork:

“If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”“Take those phones you’re on, shove em’ up your arses, and go to work.”

humansofnewyork:

“If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”
“Take those phones you’re on, shove em’ up your arses, and go to work.”