“Your quest was over before it began.”
You wanna party? It’s $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.
—Liz Lemon (via 30rocknbc)
“If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”
“Take those phones you’re on, shove em’ up your arses, and go to work.”